Graves - 190 Proof Grain Alcohol (750ml)

Listen here, pardner, I've had me fair share of spirits in me time, but let me tell ya, this here Graves Grain Alcohol is the real deal. It's got a kick like a mule and a taste like liquid gold. They ain't lyin' when they say it's 190 proof, let me tell ya. It's powerful stuff, and it ain't meant to be consumed straight. It's best used as a mixer or to make a mean batch of jello-shots. And beware, It's highly flammable, so handle with care. I even heard that some folk used it to kill a rattlesnake, but I ain't never tried that myself. But let me tell ya, I been 'round the block a few times and I ain't never had nothin' like it. So if ya want a true taste of the wild west, give this here hooch a try.

Graves Grain Alcohol, a drink so divine,
A trip in a bottle, a psychedelic shine.
Enticing and exciting, a mystical lure,
A sip or two, and your senses are pure.

Once a stranger, now a friend,
A drink that takes us to new heights to ascend.
It warms the soul and clears the mind,
It's a potion that's hard to leave behind.

Memories made, relationships bloom,
All for a drink that's in the room.
A cheerful end, for a drink so bold,
Graves Grain Alcohol, a drink to behold.

A toast to all, who would seek its thrill,
A sip or two, could lead to a new spill.
Embrace the drink, that's twice as hot as sun,
Graves Grain Alcohol, a drink to enjoy, let's have fun.